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Eureka!

Tuesday March 29th 2011 9.00pm.

The wonders of technology.


It is today that will start something new!


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Is Jackie Chan Dead?

Answer: No.



He is more alive than you and still kicking! This is an elaborate hoax created by a bunch of April Fool noobs! The hoax site is called pastehtml.com where you can get the template of any website (eg CNN, Yahoo news etc) and create fake stuff that looks like it has been taken off a news website.

This is the hoax site... 

Real Sheet That is going on in the world!


Most Likely answers from other people -

Insurance salesman
If you want to know whether JC is really dead, I can guarantee you that in 50 years he will be. Just $1.99 a day! You could use a tsunami cover yourself...heres a good package...

Mathematician
The probability of Jackie being alive is 50% Therefore, therefore there is no solution.

Engineer
Well, on average the life expectancy of a Hongkie is 82.3 years (Source: World Bank, World Development Indicators), therefore putting his "average" death year at 2041.

Alexandra Wallace
Ching Chong Ling Long Ting Tong. One less Asian person in the library.

Owen Wilson
We still haven't filmed Shanghi Morning yet!

Jet Li
I outlived him!

California Fitness
Astavista Jackie!
He'll be Back.

2010-2011 Crazy Year!

The list below just compiles the crazy things thats should happen once in a lifetime! These black swan events are more common everyday! Somehow or rather, I has to do with the distribution of wealth and debt. In Japan, some cost cutting measures are turning the natural disaster into a nuclear crisis!

What will happen to the world in the future and all the places I have yet to visit??



Lets just hope that this remains science fiction!

Oh no.. If you are interested, keep yourself updated:

Timeline of 2010 European Sovereign Debt Crisis the PIIGGS!

Timeline of 2011 Libyan Uprising

Timeline of 2011 Arab North African Revolution

Timeline of 2010 Deepwater Horizon Oil Spill

Timeline of 2011 Japanese Earthquake, Tsunami and Nuclear Crisis

Making the Mascara!

Ever wondered what makes mascara? Well, as part of my course, I had to find out myself! The product chosen was Rimmel's Volume Flash the Max Mascara.



Okay, to begin, mascara is for making the lashes look longer. How is it done? Well, for this case, it is made of a whole host of ingredients! Taking the ingredients from the website, it can be broken down into the individual pieces! And here they are in a table!

Function	Ingredient
Solvent	AQUA/WATER/EAU
Water proofing agent and thickener	PARAFFIN, CERA ALBA/BEESWAX/CIRE D'ABEILLE, CERA CARNAUBA/COPERNICIA CERIFERA (CARNAUBA) WAX/CIRE DE CARNAUBA
Surfactant,  Emulsifying agent. Humectants, Thickener, Forms solid wax structure (lashes) when dry	STEARIC ACID, LECITHIN, TRIETHANOLAMINE, PANTHENOL, PROPYLENE GLYCOL, POLYVINYL ALCOHOL, PHENOXYETHANOL, TOCOPHERYL ACETATE,  BENZYL ALCOHOL, ETHYLHEXYL PALMITATE,   SODIUM SULFATE, SILICA DIMETHYL SILYLATE, POTASSIUM SORBATE, BUTYLENE GLYCOL, CAPRYLYL GLYCOL , HEXYLENE GLYCOL, SODIUM HYALURONATE
Stabilising agent to prevent coagulation	Polyvinylpyrrolidone (PVP), ACRYLATES COPOLYMER, ACRYLATES/CARBAMATE COPOLYMER
Organic Solvent	C18-36 ACID TRIGLYCERIDE
Protein (same material as hair) Texture	COLLAGEN, HYDROLYZED KERATIN
pH control	TRIETHANOLAMINE (Alkaline)
Antifungal properties	METHYLPARABEN, PROPYLPARABEN,  SODIUM BENZOATE
Antifoaming agent	SIMETHICONE

Although its a mouthful, now you know what the cosmetic companies put inside your mascara!

How is it formulated? Well, because of the size of the bottles you get, this formulation is usually placed in a batch tank. The water is heated up and the waxes are heated up separately and stirred into the solution at high speeds. The other ingredients are measured and blended in. In the end, you will get a homogenous (well mixed) black stuff which is then placed into the small bottles!

Okay, now correct me if I'm wrong cause it will help in my assignment!

Thanks!

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bù kě yǐ
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你 靠 的 越 来 越 近

nǐ yǎn jīng zài kàn nǎ lǐ
你 眼 睛 在 看 哪 里

hái|huán jiǎ zhuāng nà me lěng jìng
还 假 装 那 么 冷 静

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dōu guài wǒ shēng de měi lì
都 怪 我 生 的 美 丽



qì zhì yòu nà me duō qíng
气 质 又 那 么 多 情

xiǎo xīn wǒ zhēn de shēng qì
小 心 我 真 的 生 气

xú liáng:
徐 良:

waiter nǐ shì bú shì nòng cuò le
waiter 你 是 不 是 弄 错 了

hǎo xiàng wǒ méi yǒu diǎn zhè gè bāo
好 像 我 没 有 点 这 个 煲

yòu ǎi yòu pàng yòu zhǎo bù dào yāo
又 矮 又 胖 又 找 不 到 腰

suī shuō yǒu diǎn kě ài wèi dào
虽说 有点 可爱 味道

xiǎo jiě nǐ shì shuí jiā de chéng bǎo
小姐 你 是 谁 家 的 城堡

qǐng nǐ kào biān zuò zuò hǎo bù hǎo
请 你 靠边 坐 坐好 不好

dǎng dào diàn shì zhēn de kàn|kān bù dào
挡 到 电视 真的 看 不到

nǐ shuō de huà mò míng qí miào
你 说 的话 莫名其妙

xiǎo líng ：
小 凌 ：

nǐ xiàn zài nǎ lǐ
你 现在 哪里

wǒ měi tiān dōu|dū zài xiǎng nǐ
我 每天 都 在 想 你

xiǎng niàn nǐ shēn páng kōng qì
想念 你 身 旁 空气

xiǎng niàn nǐ huài huài yǎn jīng
想念 你 坏 坏 眼睛

nǐ xiàn zài nǎ lǐ
你 现在 哪里

wǒ měi tiān dōu|dū zài huí yì
我 每天 都 在 回忆

huí yì gǎo xiào de xiāng yù
回忆 搞 笑的 相遇

huí yì bēi shāng de jié jú
回忆 悲伤的 结局

xiǎo líng ：
小 凌 ：

kè guān kè guān kè guān bù kě yǐ
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客 官 客 官 客 官 你 在哪里

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客 官 客 官 客 官 我 想 你

xú liáng ：
徐 良 ：

xiǎo jiě xiǎo jiě xiǎo jiě bù kě yǐ
小姐 小姐 小姐 不可 以

xiǎo jiě xiǎo jiě xiǎo jiě biè shāng xīn
小姐 小姐 小姐 别 伤心

xiǎo jiě xiǎo jiě xiǎo jiě duì bù qǐ
小姐 小姐 小姐 对不起

Japan Earthquake and The Tsunami - How will it affect you?

Woke up this morning and the first thing I heard on the news was that 2012 had come early!

Well, the Japan earthquake might be over... but now the big splash!

Look out! Tsunami Coming your way!

Don't get hit! Here is a nice map to find out where to run from and where to run to!



Source: http://wcatwc.arh.noaa.gov/2011/03/11/lhvpd9/energylhvpd9-05.jpg

Happy Fire Drill Burf Day!

What to do for you Bday if you are 10,000 miles away from your bb? Have a date of course!

The most convenient way was to have a Skype video date!

Everything was nice as bb wish me a happy birthday...

The frogs were croaking, the night breeze was blowing...

Den suddenly...

The bells started rining! Fire Drilll @ USM Engineering Campus!!!! ARRRHGGGHHH so gone my B day date....






Sienz....

Ah well... older means more patience...