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Monday, February 10, 2014
Wednesday, September 14, 2011
Secret To LDR
Honestly, I don't know actually what is the secret..
...but, I just had a picture that I have been wanting to put up for so long...
Bb is gonna kill me...
For the sake of clean teeth, we were competing who would be able to brush the longest...
After about 5 mins, bb burst out in laughter... leaving me to brush alone...
HAhahaHAHAHA....
Yes this is really random...
Sunday, June 5, 2011
It raining and I am so bored
So I found this clip on mythbusters that deserves a second look in case you feel down too!
Sunday, January 16, 2011
Friday, December 10, 2010
Whoa!! Super way to loose weight?? Getting full using brain power!
If you imagine eating something, you will be less hungry for it!

Enough hotdogs for me!
That was what researchers concluded.
They asked people to think about eating M&M
and another group to think about something else. A control group was asked to think of only M&M not eating it.
They found out that people who thought of eating M&M ate less when presented with the real thing, while people in the other two groups had more of the cute stuff!
Getting ideas?
Original article here

Enough hotdogs for me!
That was what researchers concluded.
They asked people to think about eating M&M
and another group to think about something else. A control group was asked to think of only M&M not eating it.
They found out that people who thought of eating M&M ate less when presented with the real thing, while people in the other two groups had more of the cute stuff!
Getting ideas?
Original article here
Thursday, December 2, 2010
How to make your friend's homosexual, the Gay pill?
How to know if you are gay?

Well, what do you know, there are easier ways than going to Thailand!
Here's the trick! Mercury!
Well, do not try it at home because it is poisonous! But it has been reported that mercury can turn some birds gay!
Perhaps if might work for humans?
Read more here...

Well, what do you know, there are easier ways than going to Thailand!
Here's the trick! Mercury!
Well, do not try it at home because it is poisonous! But it has been reported that mercury can turn some birds gay!
Perhaps if might work for humans?
Read more here...
Wednesday, December 1, 2010
Been busy playing with very small things...
My lab project! Fullerene Crystals! These are actually found in smoke particles! FYI, this was taken with 1000 times magnification.
The satu batang there is 10 microns across, or ten times thinner than the average ketiak moh!
Ten more days to deadline! Arrr!
Monday, November 29, 2010
Friday, November 5, 2010
This is why I hate Bing
Bing is the annoying browser that the guys at Microsoft havecome up with to rival the Likes of Google and Yahoo!
Not only does it come with Internet Explorer (pfftt), it is one of the worst jokes in history, for example:
Not only does it come with Internet Explorer (pfftt), it is one of the worst jokes in history, for example:
Thursday, October 28, 2010
Even more concepts for Malaysia's RM5bil Mega tower!
The best RM5bil con yet!











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Improve your interview skills here!
Objective of the interview
Things to prepare
At the Interview
Introducing yourself
Teamwork Skills
Technical skills
Communications
IT Questions
Hobby Questions
Ambition Questions
Money Questions
Fermi Questions
Saturday, October 23, 2010
Thursday, October 21, 2010
Part time workers rejoice!
It was 6 degrees celcius in London when I walked out the door with a bunch of letters. Nigel was with me when I opened the letter from the tax people in UK.
My first reaction was, "Diu ar! Want to tax me to death is it! I paid so much tax already wanna take summore! I work for peanuts only! Sien ar!"
The letter read:

I only read through the first line and said, "Shit, pay tax summore?"
Hmmm, and when I checked below:

Yay! Seem like I have overpaid my taxes 2 years ago! Great service for UK HM Customs and Revenues.
Oh well, at least I got this!

Going to get a surprise for Bb this Christmas!
My first reaction was, "Diu ar! Want to tax me to death is it! I paid so much tax already wanna take summore! I work for peanuts only! Sien ar!"
The letter read:

I only read through the first line and said, "Shit, pay tax summore?"
Hmmm, and when I checked below:

Yay! Seem like I have overpaid my taxes 2 years ago! Great service for UK HM Customs and Revenues.
Oh well, at least I got this!

Going to get a surprise for Bb this Christmas!
Sunday, October 17, 2010
Adam Lambert, Straight from the Past, Present and Future
Celebrity history is so exciting! Here is one on our very own Adam Lambert:
Adam Lambert 1987

Adam Lambert 2008

Adam Lambert 2010

Adam Lambert 2030

A possibility....
Adam Lambert 1987

Adam Lambert 2008

Adam Lambert 2010

Adam Lambert 2030

A possibility....
Thursday, October 14, 2010
How to live with a lot of guys in the house!
This is an interesting post because I share a flat with 3 other guys and one girl.
Okay, here it goes, I was getting up for uni yesterday, and when I went to brush my teeth, I just had to get my camera out.
There is only one way to live with so many guys in the house. What do you do when you are the only girl in the house?? This picture summarises it all:

Hope you get some ideas too! Well, I don't need to say what happened!
Dedicated to: Ellie! Hope you give us guys a chance!
PS: Hmmm... it could have been my fault... Ooops...
Okay, here it goes, I was getting up for uni yesterday, and when I went to brush my teeth, I just had to get my camera out.
There is only one way to live with so many guys in the house. What do you do when you are the only girl in the house?? This picture summarises it all:

Hope you get some ideas too! Well, I don't need to say what happened!
Dedicated to: Ellie! Hope you give us guys a chance!
PS: Hmmm... it could have been my fault... Ooops...
Wednesday, September 22, 2010
Bikini!
I was logging into my blogger account when i accidentally typed in the wrong address. Instead of going to kokd.blogspot.com, i went to kok.blogspot.com!
What do you know! the guy has almost the same name as me and the first thing i saw on his blog was this:
Larger image: http://www.flickr.com/photos/ziopaperino/494137346/sizes/l/in/photostream/
What do you know! the guy has almost the same name as me and the first thing i saw on his blog was this:
There is a girl sunbathing with her bikini top untied. Can you spot her?
Larger image: http://www.flickr.com/photos/ziopaperino/494137346/sizes/l/in/photostream/
Saturday, September 12, 2009
Fire and Insomnia
Have you ever had a series of unfortunate events? After a long time of not meeting, I suddenly felt insomnia creeping up to me. Here is the story of my series of unfortunate events. Btw, this was typed partially on my iPhone!
One saturday, the Aussie spring paid a surprise visit to Melbourne. The weather was so good that the residents of Rmit village decided to party. About 40 people jumped in the pseudo saltwater pool. About the pool, it was supposed to be a fresh water pool. But I guess with people or students who just jump in wearing their undershorts, the pool became kinda disgusting. Worse of all Melbourne is having water restrictions and changing swimming pool water is illegal. So, what hapens when u add more stuff to a pool while the water evaporate? What more, some parts of melbourne have been drought stricken for as long as ten years! So, get a bunch of hormone filled Americans and a pool, instant party! I swear I won't enter that pool ever unless the water is changed!
Then, from 7pm to midnight, some guy brought out has dj set and speakers to his balcony to play music for 500 residents. I was trying to complete an assignment but alas, the guy was living directly below my unit! Sui! After hours of headache and high blood pressure, i finally got to sleep.
I was far away dreaming when I heard the music playing again. I thought to myself: WTF... It was 2 am. I went to my balcony preparing to swear, but as I came back to earth, it wasn't music, it was the fire alarm! Down I went to the fire exit where I met Alex, equally dazed. When we went out:
One saturday, the Aussie spring paid a surprise visit to Melbourne. The weather was so good that the residents of Rmit village decided to party. About 40 people jumped in the pseudo saltwater pool. About the pool, it was supposed to be a fresh water pool. But I guess with people or students who just jump in wearing their undershorts, the pool became kinda disgusting. Worse of all Melbourne is having water restrictions and changing swimming pool water is illegal. So, what hapens when u add more stuff to a pool while the water evaporate? What more, some parts of melbourne have been drought stricken for as long as ten years! So, get a bunch of hormone filled Americans and a pool, instant party! I swear I won't enter that pool ever unless the water is changed!
Then, from 7pm to midnight, some guy brought out has dj set and speakers to his balcony to play music for 500 residents. I was trying to complete an assignment but alas, the guy was living directly below my unit! Sui! After hours of headache and high blood pressure, i finally got to sleep.
I was far away dreaming when I heard the music playing again. I thought to myself: WTF... It was 2 am. I went to my balcony preparing to swear, but as I came back to earth, it wasn't music, it was the fire alarm! Down I went to the fire exit where I met Alex, equally dazed. When we went out:
Monday, March 23, 2009
Thursday, February 5, 2009
How to save a life
1. Put your iTunes/mp3 player/Cellphone etc on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. Write the name of the song, regardless of however weird :D
4. Tag some friends who might enjoy doing this.
IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY?
黄昏 Huang hun ( Zhou chuan xiong)周传雄
..依然记得从你眼中滑落的泪伤心欲绝..
WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GIRL?
Sway - Pussy Cat Dolls
..Only you have that magic technique, When you sway I go weak..
HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
Get Low - Flo-rida featuring t-pain
..She hit the floor, next thing your know, shorty get low low low low..
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
Papa Roach - Getting Away With Murder ( I swear this was on shuffle! )
WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
Girlfriend - Avril Lavigne (Oh my, you must be laughing your heart out)
..Hell yeah, I'm the mother f*****G princess..
.. Hey hey you you..
WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Forever in love - Kenny G (hmmm ain't I sweet)
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR PARENTS?
The Story - Brandi Charlie
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
Foo Fighters - Best of you
.. The best, the best of you..
WHAT IS 2+2?
Tell me - Christina Auguilera
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
All I want for chirstmas is you - Britney Spears
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Sweet Escape - Gwen Stefani
.. Tell me boy now wouldnt it we sweet? (sounds so gay!!)
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
In the middle - Sugarbabes
Kinda true... always in the middle..
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Spongebob square pants theme song!
Spongebob square pants, Spongebob square pants, Spongebob ....square pants!
WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Stop and Stare - One Rebuplic
(Emo song...I do it when I miss my babe)
WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Green Day - Time of your life
..So make the best of this life and dont ask why, Its something unpredictable, but I hope you had the time of your life..
(I love my parents!)
WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
Breaking it down - Flying Steps!
..Rocker nation breaking it down..yeah!..
(I can imagine myself break dancing at my wedding!! )
WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Bond - I'll fly away
WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
Umbrella - Rihanna feat Jay Z
(Nay, what kinda silly hoppy is it?)
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Goo goo Dolls - Let Love in
WTF??
WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
Ain't no other man - Christina Auguilera
..Ain't no other man but you.. OMG.. that IS the worst thing that could happen, as crooked as Elton John..Ewwwwee...
HOW WILL YOU DIE?
Marriage d amour - Richard Clayderman..
Choi!!
WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGRET?
Irreplacable - Beyonce
hahah.. nay, how can I regret that?
WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?
When I grow up - Pussycat Dolls
..When I grow up, I want to be famous, I wanna be a star..
AHAHAHAHAHA..
WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
Silent Night - Kenny G
WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?
Thank God I Found You - Mariah Carey
WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?
Sugarbabes - Change
DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?
Innocence - Avril Lavigne
DESCRIBE YOUR WORST EXPERIENCE
Numb - Linkin Park
..Every Step that I take is another mistake to you!..
IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?
I will always love you - Whitney Huston
.. Bittersweet memories..I will always love you..
Hope its not to late to always love you =)
WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?
Candyman - Christina Auguilera
WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
How to save a life - The fray
Can't believe I just did that.. anyways, I'll tag:
My Housemates!
My ASSes
and you!
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. Write the name of the song, regardless of however weird :D
4. Tag some friends who might enjoy doing this.
IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY?
黄昏 Huang hun ( Zhou chuan xiong)周传雄
..依然记得从你眼中滑落的泪伤心欲绝..
WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GIRL?
Sway - Pussy Cat Dolls
..Only you have that magic technique, When you sway I go weak..
HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
Get Low - Flo-rida featuring t-pain
..She hit the floor, next thing your know, shorty get low low low low..
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
Papa Roach - Getting Away With Murder ( I swear this was on shuffle! )
WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
Girlfriend - Avril Lavigne (Oh my, you must be laughing your heart out)
..Hell yeah, I'm the mother f*****G princess..
.. Hey hey you you..
WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Forever in love - Kenny G (hmmm ain't I sweet)
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR PARENTS?
The Story - Brandi Charlie
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
Foo Fighters - Best of you
.. The best, the best of you..
WHAT IS 2+2?
Tell me - Christina Auguilera
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
All I want for chirstmas is you - Britney Spears
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Sweet Escape - Gwen Stefani
.. Tell me boy now wouldnt it we sweet? (sounds so gay!!)
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
In the middle - Sugarbabes
Kinda true... always in the middle..
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Spongebob square pants theme song!
Spongebob square pants, Spongebob square pants, Spongebob ....square pants!
WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Stop and Stare - One Rebuplic
(Emo song...I do it when I miss my babe)
WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Green Day - Time of your life
..So make the best of this life and dont ask why, Its something unpredictable, but I hope you had the time of your life..
(I love my parents!)
WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
Breaking it down - Flying Steps!
..Rocker nation breaking it down..yeah!..
(I can imagine myself break dancing at my wedding!! )
WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Bond - I'll fly away
WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
Umbrella - Rihanna feat Jay Z
(Nay, what kinda silly hoppy is it?)
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Goo goo Dolls - Let Love in
WTF??
WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
Ain't no other man - Christina Auguilera
..Ain't no other man but you.. OMG.. that IS the worst thing that could happen, as crooked as Elton John..Ewwwwee...
HOW WILL YOU DIE?
Marriage d amour - Richard Clayderman..
Choi!!
WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGRET?
Irreplacable - Beyonce
hahah.. nay, how can I regret that?
WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?
When I grow up - Pussycat Dolls
..When I grow up, I want to be famous, I wanna be a star..
AHAHAHAHAHA..
WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
Silent Night - Kenny G
WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?
Thank God I Found You - Mariah Carey
WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?
Sugarbabes - Change
DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?
Innocence - Avril Lavigne
DESCRIBE YOUR WORST EXPERIENCE
Numb - Linkin Park
..Every Step that I take is another mistake to you!..
IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?
I will always love you - Whitney Huston
.. Bittersweet memories..I will always love you..
Hope its not to late to always love you =)
WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?
Candyman - Christina Auguilera
WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
How to save a life - The fray
Can't believe I just did that.. anyways, I'll tag:
My Housemates!
My ASSes
and you!
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Right.. so i decided not to sleep through the night, and theres when my problem was solved! You can't get insomnia if you dont try to sleep!